Anti -Mothers Day cards...or any?

ok let have some fun!


just want to say... first.


No I am not a bitter person....this is just for laughs. Not intended to hurt any ones feelings.


Hey they should make greeting cards for those of us with crappy parents, friends, etc. LOL


We can call them ...say what you REALLY want cards


I will go first.


CARD 1


on the cover it will say.......


Hey Lady!


then you open it..it says...


You may be my bio- mom. But you were NEVER a mom to me. Thanx for all ur crap!


CARD 2


ok , we all know the kind, the person that likes to spills things out without thinking it through first. Usually saying some thing stupid or hurtful.


The card would say:


Happy Birthday! you just turned 30.


It is ok, 3 and 4 year olds tend to say things before they think too. Glad to see you haven't changed!





Please feel free to add on. It can be friends, in laws , co-workers etc. :o)

Anti -Mothers Day cards...or any?
Huey Newton's Mother's Day card:





Happy Day, Mutha!
Reply:This probably would have been funny a week ago.





Despite their flaws and past mistakes, please love your mothers while you have the chance.