Is this a good Mothers Day card?

As you know Mothers Day is coming up and do you think this is a good Mothers Day card? Its supposed to be funny, is it funny?


Is it good?


Should I change it?


Please tell me your thoughts!








Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Mom Say





10. "Because I said so...Okay, you got me. That is a pretty lame excuse."





9. "Are you going out like that? How do you expect to land a man if you don't show off the goods?"





8. "I thought we could use some bonding time. Let's get out navels pierced."





7. "Curfew, smerfew. Just be home by the time your father wakes up in the morning."





6. "No, you can't have a beer. Finish that bottle of cheap wine you opened first."





5. "Don't bother picking that up. I was put on this earth to be your maid."





4. "No clean underwear? Can't you just go without them today?"





3. "As long as you're under my roof, you can pretty much do whatever you want."





2. "Take these scissors to your dad now. Run!"





AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU'LL NEVER HEAR YOUR MOM SAY IS...





"This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!"





Happy Mother's Day to someone who always knows the right thing to say.

Is this a good Mothers Day card?
I am a mom and I think its good.
Reply:2 thumbs up =D
Reply:i love it but the people next to me believe that it could be offensive and one of then just so happens to be a mom
Reply:i think it's awsome!!!